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You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu File:Crafting menu hud icon.png or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave File:Microwave.png.

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu File:Crafting menu hud icon.png, here is how to cook a sausage File:Sausage.png:

  1. Grab two pieces of meat File:Meat.png from your fridge.
  2. Put one of the pieces of meat File:Meat.png into the food processor File:Processor.png.
  3. Click the food processor File:Processor.png to turn it on. This will turn the meat into three raw meatballs File:Raw meatball.png.
  4. Place the other piece of meat File:Meat.png on any table File:R-table.png.
  5. Vend a kitchen knife File:Knife.png from the dinnerware vendor File:Venddinnerware.gif, and use it on the piece of meat File:Meat.png. It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png.
  6. Place the raw meatballs File:Raw meatball.png and the raw cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png on the same tile (such as the same table).
  7. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the raw meatballs File:Raw meatball.png and the raw meat cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png. Click the crafting menu HUD icon File:Crafting menu hud icon.png to open the crafting menu.
  8. In the crafting menu, click on the "Meats" tab on the little sidebar on the left. Optionally click the "craftable only" checkbox to compress things down a bit.
  9. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Raw Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a raw sausage File:Raw sausage.png.
  10. Click the griddle to turn it on.
  11. Put the raw sausage on the griddle until it changes color. Your sausage File:Sausage.png is ready to be served.

Ingredients

File:Butcherknife.pngButcheringFile:Gibber.png

This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from Cargo, and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have Morgue access. File:Meat.png

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on Template:Combat Mode. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered if attacked with a sufficiently robust sharp object, like a hatchet or butcher's cleaver. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, tongue, and eyes by clicking on it in Template:Combat Mode with a sharp object, like you're butchering a simple animal. Dismembering the limbs from torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs, by slicing at the torso until it splits open and the guts all fall out.

To get actual, cookable, burger-able meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them with Template:Grab, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it, wait a few seconds, and you'll be showered in meat, skin, and splattered blood and gibs. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, which produces a lot of extra meat, drops all of the monkey's organs, and generates a large amount of gibs and blood. Skin yield is the same regardless of the method used.

You can butcher your simplemobs, monkeys, and even humans (to a less culinary end) more efficiently by putting them on a meatspike. This immobilizes the mob for easy killing, and increases the amount of meat they produce while keeping any organs they may contain intact. (Butchering a simple animal without a meatspike has an individual chance of destroying each organ they would drop; using a meatspike guarantees the organs won't be destroyed.) It also gives them a BIG burst of brute damage. To do this, simply bring the animal to be butchered into your meat freezer, and while you have them grabbed, click one of the meatspikes. After the beast is hung on the spike, simply butcher them as normal and you'll reap your rewards! If you're working a ghetto kitchen, you can make a meatspike frame from metal sheets (use the sheets inhand), and turn it into a proper meatspike by wrenching it down and adding some rods.

The gibber also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators (not that you would need that). It should be in your best interest to get the science team to at least upgrade your gibber. Go here to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture Food name How to acquire
File:Meat.png Meat Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Meatyourcoworkers.gif Your Coworkers and Enemies! Nanotrasen employs and interacts with a wide range of Species Each with their own unique flavor, try tossing them in a gibber for the beginnings of a truly unique dish.
File:Birdsteak raw.png Chicken Meat Slaughter a dead chicken with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Bear meat.png Bear Meat Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Fish fillet.png Carp Fillet Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Armorfish fillet.png Armorfish Fillet Slaughter a dead armorfish with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode. Armorfish can be purchased from cargo as part of an aquarium.
File:Moonfish fillet.png Moonfish Fillet Slaughter a dead moonfish with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode. Moonfish can be purchased from cargo as part of an aquarium.
File:Jellyfish fillet.png Jellyfish Fillet Slaughter a dead jellyfish with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode. Jellyfish can be purchased from cargo as part of an aquarium.
File:Crab meat raw.png Raw Crab Meat Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Spider leg.png Spider Leg Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.
File:Spider meat.png Spider Meat Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object File:Knife.png on Template:Combat Mode.

File:Knife.pngFile:Rolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

Picture Food name How to acquire
File:Breadslice.png Bread Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/BreadSlice

Used to make sandwiches. Makes 5 slices.

File:Rootbread slice.png Rootbread Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootBreadSlice

Used to make lizard cuisine. Makes 5 slices.

File:Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/CakeSlice

Makes 5 slices.

File:Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/PizzaSlice

Makes 6 slices.

File:Sheet pizza.png Pepperoni Sheetzzas Flatten a Template:RecursiveRecipe/PizzaSlice with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
File:Flatdough.png Flat Dough Template:RecursiveRecipe/FlatDough

Makes 1 flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.

File:Rootdough flat.png Flat Rootdough Template:RecursiveRecipe/FlatRootDough

Makes 1 flat rootdough.

File:Doughslice.png Dough Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/DoughSlice

Makes 3 dough slices.

File:Rootdough slice.png Rootdough Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootDoughSlice

Used to make lizard cuisine. Makes 3 slices.

File:Doughball.png Doughball Slice a with a knife.

Makes 5 doughballs. Used in fishing.

File:Nizaya.png Nizaya Template:RecursiveRecipe/Nizaya

Used to make lizard cuisine.

File:Raw patty.png Raw Patty Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawPatty
File:Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawCutlet

Makes 3 cutlets.

File:Piedough.png Pie Dough Template:RecursiveRecipe/PieDough

Makes 1 pie dough.

File:Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawPastryBase

Makes 3 raw pastry base.

File:Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Template:RecursiveRecipe/PotatoWedge

Makes one plate of potato wedges.

File:Pineappleslice.png Pineapple Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/PineappleSlice

Makes 3 pineapple slices.

File:Onionslice.png Onion Slice Template:RecursiveRecipe/OnionSlice
File:Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Template:RecursiveRecipe/CheeseSlice

Makes 5 cheese wedges.

File:Salami.png Salami Template:RecursiveRecipe/Salami

Makes 6 slices of salami.

File:American sausage.png American Sausage Slice a with your knife and choose American Sausage.

File:Processor.png Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Bacon.png Raw Bacon Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawBacon
File:Raw meatball.png Raw Meatball Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawMeatball

There are several types.

File:Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
File:Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one potato.
File:Fries.png Space Fries Template:RecursiveRecipe/Fries
File:Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
File:Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
File:Soydope.png Soy Dope Template:RecursiveRecipe/SoyDope
File:Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Template:RecursiveRecipe/Spaghetti
File:Tortilla.png Tortilla Template:RecursiveRecipe/Tortilla
File:Tempeh.png Tempeh Template:RecursiveRecipe/Tempeh

Sliceable.

File:Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.
File:Popstick.png Popsicle Stick Process one log File:Towercap.png.
File:Spidereggs.gif Processed spider eggs Process spider eggs. Nontoxic.

File:Griddle.png Griddle

Used for frying/grilling most raw meat products. Click it with an empty hand to turn it on. Then the listed raw food on it until they change color. You can grill multiple pieces of food at the same time. If you don't have a griddle you can instead use a bonfire File:Bonfire.png or a grill File:Grill on.gif.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Meatball.png Meatball Template:RecursiveRecipe/Meatball

Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.

File:Patty.png Patty Template:RecursiveRecipe/Patty
File:Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Grill a spider leg on a griddle.
File:Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Template:RecursiveRecipe/Cutlet
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Template:RecursiveRecipe/MeatSteak
File:Birdsteak cooked.png Cooked chicken Grill meat on a griddle.
File:Grilled moonfish.png Grilled moonfish Grill moonfish on a griddle.
File:Baconcooked.png Bacon Template:RecursiveRecipe/Bacon
File:Friedegg.png Fried Egg Template:RecursiveRecipe/FriedEgg
File:Khinkali.png Khinkali Grill
raw khinkali
RecursiveRecipe/RawKhinkali
File:Pancake.png Pancake Template:RecursiveRecipe/Pancake.

Cook the resulting goopy pancake until done.

File:Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake Template:RecursiveRecipe/Pancake.

Add 1 berry to the resulting goopy pancake. Cook until done.

File:Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake Template:RecursiveRecipe/Pancake. Add 1 to the resulting goopy pancake. Cook until done.
File:Rootbread flat.png Root flatbread Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootFlatbread
File:Tacoshell.png Hard Taco Shell Template:RecursiveRecipe/HardShellTaco

File:Blender.png All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your File:Chemmaster.gif CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
File:Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
File:Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute damage.
File:Nutriment.png Vitamin Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute and burn damage.
File:Nutriment.png Protein Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 0.8 brute damage. Used in cytology.
File:Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil Grind chilis. Can warm you to unsafe levels.
File:Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
File:Ketchup.png Ketchup Template:RecursiveRecipe/Ketchup
File:Korta nut.png Korta Flour Template:RecursiveRecipe/KortaFlour
File:Korta nut.png Korta Milk Template:RecursiveRecipe/KortaMilk
File:Korta nut.png Korta Nectar Template:RecursiveRecipe/KortaNectar
File:Seraka.png Mushroom Powder Grind seraka mushrooms.
File:Flour.png Flour Template:RecursiveRecipe/Flour
File:Rice.png Rice Template:RecursiveRecipe/Rice
File:Uncooked rice.png Uncooked Rice Mix 10 rice + 10 water
File:Dough.png Dough Template:RecursiveRecipe/Dough
File:Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Template:RecursiveRecipe/CakeBatter
File:Bacchus blessing.png Pancake Batter Template:RecursiveRecipe/PancakeBatter. Results in 15 units of pancake batter.
File:Begg.png Egg Yolk Template:RecursiveRecipe/EggYolk Makes 5u egg yolk
File:Secret sauce glass.png Secret Sauce Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
File:BBQ sauce.png BBQ Sauce Template:RecursiveRecipe/BBQSauce
File:Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Template:RecursiveRecipe/SoySauce
File:Salt.png Salt Template:RecursiveChem/Sodium Chloride

Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.

File:Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
File:Peptides glass.png Peptides Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Probital. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
File:Moonshine.png Moonshine Template:RecursiveRecipe/Moonshine
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Template:RecursiveRecipe/Cheese

End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.

File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Template:RecursiveRecipe/ChocolateBar
File:Tofu.gif Tofu Template:RecursiveRecipe/Tofu
File:Butter.png Butter Template:RecursiveRecipe/Butter
File:Butter on a stick.png Butter on a stick Template:RecursiveRecipe/ButterStick
File:Mayonnaise.png Mayonnaise Template:RecursiveRecipe/Mayonnaise
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Template:RecursiveRecipe/Sugar
File:Condi astrotame.png Astrotame Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
File:Caramel glass.png Caramel Template:RecursiveRecipe/Caramel

Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.

File:Corn starch.png Corn starch Template:RecursiveRecipe/Cornstarch
File:Corn starch.png Corn Syrup Template:RecursiveRecipe/Cornsyrup

Results in 5 parts instead of 2. 1.2u decays into 3u sugar in body per tick.

File:Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Template:RecursiveRecipe/Sprinkles

Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.

File:Cherry.png Cherry Jelly Template:RecursiveRecipe/CherryJelly
File:Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly Template:RecursiveRecipe/BlueCherryJelly
File:Gravy.png Gravy Template:RecursiveRecipe/Gravy
File:Cup Ramen.png Dry Ramen Buy Cup Ramen.
File:Cup Ramen.png Hot Ramen Mix 3 parts dry ramen with 1 part water. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. Warms you up to safe levels.
File:Cup Ramen.png Hell Ramen Mix 6 parts hot ramen with 1 part capsaicin oil. Results in 6 parts instead of 7. Can warm you to unsafe levels.
File:Olivepaste.png Olive Paste Grind Olives. Mix 4 parts olive paste with 1 part water to make Quality Oil!
File:Mothdough.png Mothic Pizza Dough Template:RecursiveRecipe/MothPizzaDough
Cornmeal Batter Template:RecursiveRecipe/CornmealBatter
File:PeanutButterJar.png Peanut Butter Grind Peanuts
Yoghurt Mix 10u Cream, 2u Virus Food
Cornmeal Grind Corn
Quality Oil Mix 1u Quality Oil, 2u Cooking Oil

File:Oven.png Oven File:Autowiki-kitchen range.png

The oven is used to use to bake pizzas, pastries and other dough products. Simply open it up, fill an oven tray with some cookies, toss it in, close it up, and wait!

The oven will prepare the cookies and when you see brown smoke the food is done. When it goes black you're a bit too late!

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
File:Bread.png Plain Bread Template:RecursiveRecipe/PlainBread

Used in most bread recipes.

File:Rootbread.png Rootbread Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootBread

Used in lizard cuisine.

File:Bun.png Bun Template:RecursiveRecipe/Bun

Used in burgers.

File:Rootroll.png Root Roll Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootRoll

Used in lizard cuisine.

File:Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Template:RecursiveRecipe/PastryBase

Used in most pastry recipes.

File:Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Template:RecursiveRecipe/PizzaBread
File:Rootbread flat.png Root flatbread Template:RecursiveRecipe/FlatRootBread

Used in lizard cuisine.

File:Pie.gif Plain Pie Template:RecursiveRecipe/PlainPie

Used in pie recipes.

File:Regularcake.png Plain Cake Template:RecursiveRecipe/PlainCake

Used in cake recipes.

File:Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Bake a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
File:Breadstick.png Breadstick Bake a raw breadstick.
File:BrownieSheet.png Brownie Sheet Bake a brownie batter.

Can be sliced into 4 brownie squares

File:Peanutbrowniesheet.png Peanut Butter Brownie Sheet Bake a peanut butter brownie batter.

Can be sliced into 4 peanut butter brownie squares

File:Meatloaf.png Meatloaf Bake a

Can be sliced into 4 meatloaf slices

File:Microwave.png Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner, soap or a damp rag File:Rag.png on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
File:Begg.png Boiled Egg Template:RecursiveRecipe/BoiledEgg
File:Cooked rice.png Boiled Rice Microwave an uncooked rice

Used in rice recipes.

File:Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Template:RecursiveRecipe/BoiledSpaghetti

Used in spaghetti recipes.

File:Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave an .
File:Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
File:Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.

File:Autowiki-kitchen range.png Stoves

Stovetops, found on Ranges and, well, Stoves are used to prepare Soup.

Soup can be made by filling a File:Autowiki-soup pot.png Soup Pot with reagents and ingredients and placing it on a stovetop. You can then Template:Rightclick right-click the stove to bring it to a boil and, over time, the ingredients will mix into a nice soup.

The finished product will contain soup reagent and some additional byproducts according to the recipe. Additionally, the product will ALSO contain all other reagents present in the ingredients you use.

This means better produce from botany will produce more soup, and inversely poisoned produce will affect your finished pot. If you're skeptical of your fellow service workers, be sure to check before dishing up.

To serve, just add 20-30 units of your mixture into a bowl. You can use a soup ladle, dispensed from your silverware vendor, for easier portioning.

See the Soup category for more information and recipes.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (File:Crafting menu hud icon.png a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
File:Appendixburger.png
Appendix Burger
1 + 1 appendix Bun, grass 2 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
File:Baconburger.png
Bacon Burger
1 + 3 + 3 Bun, bacon 3 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 2 Vitamin The perfect combination of all things American
File:Beargur.png
Bearger
1 + 1 bear Bun, meat, salmon 3 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 5 Vitamin Best served rawr.
File:Bigbite.png
Big Bite Burger
1 + 3 + 2 Bun, beef patty 4 Nutriment, 10 Protein, 5 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
File:Brainburger.png
Brain Burger
1 + 1 brain Bun, brains 6 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 5 Vitamin, 6 Mannitol Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
File:Burger.png
Plain Burger
1 + 1 Bun, beef patty 2 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 3 Vitamin Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
File:Catburger.png
Catburger
1 + 1 + 1 cat ears + 1 cat tail Bun, meat, cat 6 Nutriment, 3 Protein, 2 Vitamin Finally those cats and catpeople are worth something!
File:CheeseburgerNew.png
Cheese burger
1 + 1 + 1 Bun, beef patty, cheese 3 Nutriment, 7 Protein, 2 Vitamin This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
File:Chickenburger.png
Chicken Sandwich
1 + 5u + 1 chicken Bun, chicken, God's covenant 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 7 Protein, 3 Mayonnaise, 2 Cooking oil A delicious chicken sandwich, it is said the proceeds from this treat helps criminalize disarming people on the space frontier.
File:Burger.png
Corgi burger
1 + 1 corgi Bun, corgi meat 2 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 6 Vitamin You monster
File:Clownburger.png
Clown Burger
1 + 1 clown mask Bun, a bad joke 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Vitamin Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
File:Crab burger.png
Crab Burger
1 + 2 crab Bun, crab meat 4 Nutriment, 5 Protein 4 Vitamin, A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
File:Crazyhanmburger.gif
Crazy hamburger
1 + 2 + 2 + 1 chili + 1 cabbage + 1 green crayon + 1 flare + 15u cooking oil Bun, beef patty, cheese, beef soaked in chili, a smoking flare 4 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 3 Capsicum, 3 Condensed capsaicin, 6 Vitamin This looks like the sort of food that a demented clown in a trenchcoat would make
File:Empowered burger.gif
Empowered Burger
1 + 2 plasma sheets Bun, pure electricity 5 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 1 Vitamin, 6 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
File:Fivealarmburger.png
Five Alarm Burger
1 + 2 ghost chilis Bun, extreme heat 4 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Condensed Capsaicin, 6 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
File:Ghostburger.gif
Ghost Burger
1 + 1 ectoplasm Bun, ectoplasm 5 Nutriment, 4 Protein, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt Terror-ifficly tasty.
File:Baseball.png
Home Run Baseball Burger
1 + 1 baseball bat Bun, a home run 3 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 2 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
File:Burger.png
Human burger
1 + 1 human Bun, long pig 2 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 5 Vitamin Shares the name of your victim. People will know right off if you're feeding them their crewmates.
File:Jellyburger.png
Jelly Burger
1 + 5 units slime jam or 5 units Bun, jelly 6 Nutrient, 6 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 6 Vitamin My insides are burning!
File:Mcguffin.png
McGuffin
1 + 2 + 1 fried egg Muffin, bacon 2 Nutriment, 7 Protein, 1 Vitamin, 3 egg yolk A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
File:Mcrib.png
McRib
1 + 1 BBQ ribs + 1 Bun, pork patty 2 Nutriment, 7 Protein, 4 Vitamin, 1 BBQ sauce An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
File:Mimeburger.png
Mime Burger
1 + 1 mime mask Bun, beef patty 6 Nutriment, 9 Protein, 4 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
File:Prettypatty.gif
Pretty Patty
1 + 1 + 1 crayon (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, or white) Bun, beef patty 2 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 4 Vitamin, 10 Colorful Reagent Comes in 8 delicious colours!
File:Ratburger.png
Rat Burger
1 + 1 dead mouse Dead rat, bun 3 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 2 Vitamin What did you expect?
File:Soylentburg.png
Soylent Burger
1 + 2 , 1 soylent green Bun, assistant 4 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 4 Vitamin An eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
File:Spell.png
Spell Burger
1 + 1 wizard hat Bun, magic 6 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
File:Superbite.png
Super Bite Burger
1 + 3 + 5 + 4 tomatoes + 1 + 1 + 1 pickle + 5 units + 5 units pepper Bun, type two diabetes 26 Nutriment, 40 Protein, 13 Vitamin If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
File:Tofubuger.png
Tofu Burger
1 + 1 Bun, tofu 3 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 3 Vitamin Melts your face!
File:Xenoburger.png
Xenoburger
1 + 1 xeno Bun, acid 3 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 5 Vitamin Ali-yum!

Breads

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
File:Baguette.png
Baguette
2 + 1 unit + 1 unit pepper Bread 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mime's favorite.
File:Bananabread.gif
Banana Bread
1 + 3 + 5 units milk + 1 banana Bread, banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
File:Breadcat resting.gif
Bread cat
1 + 3 meat slabs + 1 pair of cat ears + 1 cat tail + 50u blood + 5u strange reagent N/A N/A It's a cat... with a bread!
File:Breaddog.png
Bread dog
2 + 3 meat slabs + 1 brain + 1 heart + 50u blood + 5u teslium N/A N/A It is a dog made out of bread. 'The universe is definitely half full'.
File:Butterbiscuit.png
Butter Biscuit
1 + 1 Butter, biscuit 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
File:Butterdog.png
Butterdog
1 + 3 Butter, exotic butter 18 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
File:Butteredtoast.png
Buttered Toast
1 + 1 Butter, toast 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
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Cornbread
Heat 25u to 473K. 10 Nutriment Some good down-home country-style, rootin'-tootin', revolver-shootin', dad-gum yeehaw cornbread.
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Cream Cheese Bread
1 + 2 + 5 units milk Bread, cheese 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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French Toast
1 + 2 eggs + 5 units milk French toast, syrup, golden deliciousness 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A slice of bread soaked in a beaten egg mixture. Put it on a griddle to start cooking!
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Garlic Bread
1 + 1 + 1 garlic Bread, garlic, butter 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice Alas, it is limited.
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Hot cross bun
1 + 1 6 Nutriment, 1 Sugar A spiced sweet bun usually made with fruit, marked with a cross on the top, and traditionally eaten on Good Friday. Not made from a pastry base, because a sweet bun is different from a pastry apparently. Not made from a bun, as the buns we have are hamburger buns.
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Jelly Toast
1 + 5 units slime jam or Toast, jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
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Meatbread
1 + 3 + 3 Bread, meat 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Mimana Bread
1 + 3 + 5 units soy milk + 1 mimana Bread, silence 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
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Moldy Bread
1 + 1 fly amanita Decaying fungus 4 nutriment, 1 mushroom hallucinogen, 7 amatoxin, 2 growth serum, 10 mold Key ingredient of Pruno mix. The mold tastes gross, but is delicious if you have deviant tastes!
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Sausagebread Loaf
1 + 2 Bread, meat 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 12 Protein Dont think too much about it.
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Spidermeat bread
1 + 3 spider + 3 Bread, cobwebs 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
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Tofu bread
1 + 3 + 3 Bread, tofu 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Two Bread
2 + 5 wine Bread 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
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Xenomeat bread
1 + 3 xeno + 3 Bread, acid 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
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Raw Breadstick
1 Dough slice + 1 unit Salt + 1 Raw dough 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin An uncooked strip of dough in the shape of a breadstick.

Cakes

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
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Angel Food Cake
1 + 15u holy water Cake, sweetness, clouds 1 Nutriment, 3 Vitamen, 10 Holy Water Sliceable. Contains holy water.
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Apple Cake
1 + 2 apples Cake, sweetness, apple 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Birthday Cake
Template:RecursiveRecipe/BirthdayCake Cake, sweetness 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat File:Cakehat.PNG.
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Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
1 + 5 berries + 2 Blackberry, strawberries, chocolate, sweetness, cake 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Coco Sliceable.
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Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
1 + 5 berries Blackberry, strawberries, vanilla, sweetness, cake 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Brain Cake
1 + 1 brain Cake, sweetness, brains 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
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Cak
1 + 1 brain + 1 heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units blood + 5 units + 1 unit teslium. N/A N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand with Template:Disarm provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage, but can be killed if you take too many bites of it in quick succession. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable; a knife will just hurt it. The cak will be named Keeki, but if it is possessed, the possessor can pick a name.
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Carrot Cake
1 + 2 carrots Cake, sweetness, carrot 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Heals eye trauma.
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Cheese Cake
1 + 2 Cake, cream cheese 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
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Chocolate Cake
1 + 2 Cake, sweetness, chocolate 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Clown Cake
1 + 2 sundae + 5 bananas Cake, sugar, joy 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15 Sugar Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
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Energy Cake
1 + 1 energy sword File:ESword.png Cake, a Vlad's Salad 10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 Liquid Electricity Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) File:Energy cake hat.gif.
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Hardware Cake
1 + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid Acid, metal, glass 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15u Sulphuric Acid, 15u Oil Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
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Lemon Cake
1 + 2 lemons Cake, sweetness, sourness 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Lime Cake
1 + 2 limes Cake, sweetness, unbearable sourness 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Orange Cake
1 + 2 oranges Cake, sweetness, oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Plum cake
1 + 2 plums Cake, sweetness, plum 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Pound Cake
4 Cake, sweetness, batter 60 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
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Pumpkin Spice Cake
1 + 2 pumpkin Cake, sweetness, pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Slime Cake
1 + 1 Slime Extract Cake, sweetness, slime 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
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Spaceman's Cake
1 + 2 Spaceman's Trumpet + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice Cake, violets, jam 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 15 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 5 Cream, 5 Berryjuice Sliceable. Slowly heals lung and brute damage while stopping bleeding over time.
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Vanilla Cake
1 + 2 vanilla pods Cake, sugar, vanilla 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15 Sugar, 15 Vanilla Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.

Egg-Based Food

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
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Chawanmushi
5 units water + 5 units + 2 + 1 chanterelle mushroom Custard 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
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Cheese Omelette
2 eggs + 2 Egg, cheese 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
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Chocolate Egg
1 + 1 Chocolate, sweetness 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
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Egg Bowl
1 + 1 + 1 carrot + 1 corn Rice, egg 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
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Egg with sausage
1 + 1 Egg, meat 8 Protein, 2 Vitamin, 4 Nutriment A good egg with a side of sausages.
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Egg Wrap
1 + 1 cabbage + 10 units Egg 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
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Eggs Benedict
1 + 1 meat steak + 1 Egg, bacon, bun 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
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Scotch Egg
1 egg + 1 unit + 1 unit pepper + 1 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball.

Frozen

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
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Berry creamsicle
1 Popsicle Stick + 4 units berry juice + 2 units ice + 2 units milk cream + 2 units Sugar + 2 units Vanilla 4 Berry juice, 2 Cream, 2 Vanilla, 4 Sugar A vibrant berry creamsicle. A berry good frozen treat.
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Cornuto
1 chocolate bar + 1 pastry base + 2 units ice + 4 units milk cream + 4 units Sugar Chopped hazelnuts, waffle 6 Nutriment, 4 Hot coco, 2 Cream, 2 Sugar, 4 Vanilla A neapolitan vanilla and chocolate icecream cone. It menaces with a sprinkling of caramelized nuts.
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Honkdae
5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream Ice cream, banana, a bad joke 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite dessert.
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Icecream Sandwich
1 Ice cream + 5 units Ice + 5 units Milk cream + 1 Waffle cone Ice cream 3 Nutriment, 4 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
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Jumbo Icecream
1 Popsicle Stick + 1 chocolate bar + 2 units ice + 2 units milk cream + 2 units Sugar + 3 units Vanilla 4 Hot coco, 2 Cream, 3 Vanilla, 2 Sugar A luxurius icecream covered in rich chocolate. It seems smaller than you remember it being.
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Licorice creamsicle
1 Popsicle Stick + 4 units Blumpkin juice + 1 units Salt + 2 units ice + 2 units milk cream + 2 units Sugar, 2 units Vanilla Salty liquorice 4 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 2 Cream, 1 Vanilla, 4 Sugar A salty licorice icecream. A salty frozen treat.
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Orange creamsicle
1 Popsicle Stick 4 units orange juice 2 units ice + 2 units milk cream + 2 units Sugar + 2 units Vanilla 4 Orange juice, 2 Cream, 2 Vanilla, 4 Sugar A classic orange creamsicle. A sunny frozen treat.
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Space Freezy
5 units blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream Blue cherries, ice cream 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
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Strawberry ice cream sandwich
2 Berries + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream + 1 Waffle cone Ice cream, berry 4 Nutriment, 4 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
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Sundae
5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 waffle cone Ice cream, banana 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic dessert.


Snowcones

Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, crafted using two pieces of paper, or found in some places.

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
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Apple Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u apple juice Ice, water, apples 1 Nutriment, 5 Apple juice, 11 Water Apple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Berry Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u berry juice Ice, water, berries 1 Nutriment, 5 Berry juice, 11 Water Berry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Bluecherry Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u blue cherry jelly Ice, water, blue, cherries 1 Nutriment, 5 Blue cherry jelly, 11 Water Bluecherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup, how rare!
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Cherry Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cherry jelly Ice, water, red, cherries 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry jelly, 11 Water Cherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Clown Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter Ice, water, jokes, brainfreeze, joy 1 Nutriment, 5 Laughter, 11 Water Laughter drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Flavorless Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice Ice, water 1u water It's just shaved ice. Still fun to chew on.
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Fruit Salad Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice + 5u lime juice + 5u lemon juice Ice, water, oranges, limes, lemons, citrus, salad 1 Nutriment, 5 Orange juice, 5 Lime juice, 5 Lemon juice, 11 Water A pirates favorite treat on a hot summer day.
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Grape Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u grape juice Ice, water, grape 1 Nutriment, 5 Grape juice, 11 Water Grape syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Honey Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey Ice, water, flowers, sweetness, wax 1 Nutriment, 5 Honey, 11 Water Honey drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Lemon Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lemon juice Ice, water, lemons 1 Nutriment, 5 Lemon juice, 11 Water Don't eat the yellow snow.
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Lime Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lime juice Ice, water, lime 1 Nutriment, 5 Lime juice, 11 Water Lime syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Mime Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u nothing Ice, water, nothing 1 Nutriment, 5 Nothing, 11 Water "..."
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Orange Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice Ice, water, orange 1 Nutriment, 5 Orange juice, 11 Water Orange syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Pineapple Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u pineapple juice Ice, water, pineapples 1 Nutriment, 5 Pineapple juice, 11 Water Pineapple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Pwr Game Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u Pwr Game Ice, water, valid, salt, wats 1 Nutriment, 5 Pwrgame, 11 Water Cool Fuel.
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Rainbow Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Ice, water, sunlight, light, slime, paint, clouds 1 Nutriment, 5 Laughter, 11 Water A very colorful snowball in a paper cup.
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Space Cola Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola Ice, water, cola 1 Nutriment, 5 Space cola, 11 Water Space Cola drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
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Space Mountain Wind Snowcone
1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u Space Mountain Wind Ice, water, mountain wind 1 Nutriment, 5 Space Mountain Wind, 11 Water Space mountain wind, now with brainfreeze!

Lizard Cuisine

Item Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
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Black scrambled eggs
5 units blood + 2 units vinegar + 2 egg Eggs, greens, blood 8 Protein, 6 Vitamin A country dish from rural Tizira. Made with eggs, blood, and foraged greens. Traditionally eaten with rootbread and a spicy sauce.
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Candied mushrooms
5 units + 1 unit + 1 iron rod + 1 savouriness, sweetness 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 4 caramel A slightly bizarre dish from Tizira, consisting of seraka mushrooms coated with caramel on a skewer. Carries a pronounced 'sweet and savoury' kick.
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Crispy breaded headcheese
1 slice + 1 Cheese, oil 3 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 2 cooking oil A delicious snack from the streets of Zagoskeld, consisting of headcheese coated in rootbread breadcrumbs. Commonly served with fries.
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Crispy shredded lung stirfry
1 lungs + 1 onion + 1 carrot + 1 chili Meat, heat, veggies 4 Vitamin, 6 Protein, 2 capsaicin Crispy lung strips, with veggies and a spicy sauce. Delicious, if you like lungs.
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Demit nizaya
5 units + 5 units + 1 + 1 carrot + 1 onion + 1 eggplant Peppery sweet, veggies, gnocchi 8 Nutriment, 4 korta nectar, 2 Vitamin A sweet, creamy nizaya pasta dish made with korta milk and nectar.
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Desert snail cocleas
3 units lemon juice + 2 units black pepper + 3 units quality oil + 1 canned desert snails + 1 garlic Snails, garlic, oil 6 Nutriment, 4 Protein, 2 garlic Another example of cultural crossover between lizards and humans, desert snail escargot is closer to the Roman dish cocleas than the contemporary French escargot. It's a common street food in the desert cities.
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Desert snail nizaya
5 units wine + 1 canned desert snails + 1 + 1 garlic Snails, wine, gnocchi 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 4 Protein A high class pasta dish from Tizira's vineyard region of Valyngia. Traditionally made with only the finest Tiziran wine... but the human swill will do, in a pinch.
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Emperor Roll
1 + 1 + 2 slice + 1 Bread, cheese, liver, caviar 6 Nutriment, 8 Protein, 2 Vitamin A popular sandwich on Tizira, named in honour of the Imperial family.
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Eyeball-and-brain pate
3 + 1 brain + 1 eyes + 1 onion Brains 8 Protein, 2 Liquid Gibs A thick pink puree made from finely chopped poached eyeballs and brains, fried onions, and fat. Lizards swear it's delicious!
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Fried blood sausage
5 units + 5 units water + 1 Black pudding, batter, oil 6 Protein, 2 Vitamin, 1 salt, 1 cooking oil A blood sausage, battered and deep fried. Commonly served with fries as a quick and simple snack on the streets of Zagoskeld.
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Garlic-and-oil nizaya
5 quality oil + 1 + 1 garlic + 1 chili Garlic, oil, gnocchi 8 Nutriment, 10 Protein A lizard adaptation of the Italian pasta dish, aglio e olio, made with nizaya pasta.
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Headcheese
Template:RecursiveRecipe/Headcheese Cheese, salt 15 Protein, 5 salt A cured block of headcheese. Delicious, if you're a lizard.
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Honey sweetroll
5 + 1 + 1 bunch of berries + 1 banana Bread, honey, fruit 6 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 2 honey A sweetened rootroll with sliced fruit, enjoyed as a seasonal dessert on Tizira.
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Imperial flatbread
1 , 1 , 1 , 1 Bread, herb, oil, garlic, tomato, meat 15 Nutriment, 15 Protein, 10 Vitamin A flatbread topped with pate, pickled vegetables, and cubed headcheese. Not very suited to anyone's tastes but the lizards.
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Italic flatbread
3 quality oil + 1 + 1 garlic + 1 tomato + 2 Bread, herb, oil, garlic, tomato, meat 15 Nutriment, 10 Protein, 15 Vitamin The introduction of human foods to Tizira led to an advancement in lizard cooking- the Italic flatbread is now a common sight on the menus of takeout stores on the planet.
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Korta brittle slab
5 + 5 units + 2 + 2 korta nut + 1 Peppery heat, sweetness 15 Nutriment, 20 sugar, 15 korta nectar A big slab of korta nut brittle. So sugary it should be a crime!
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Korta ice
1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units + 1 berries Peppery sweet, berry 8 Nutriment, 4 Ice, 6 Berryjuice Shaved ice, korta nectar and berries. A sweet treat to eat to beat summer heat!
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Liver pate
Template:RecursiveRecipe/LiverPate Liver 5 Protein A rich, meaty paste made from liver, meat, and a few additions for extra flavour.
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Loaded poms-franzisks
5 + 1 + 2 Fries, bbq sauce, barbecued meat 4 Nutriment, 6 Protein, 1 salt, 2 BBQ sauce One of the many human foods to make its way to the lizards was french fries, which are called poms-franzisks in Draconic. When topped with barbecued meat and sauce, they make a hearty meal.
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Moonfish caviar paste
Template:RecursiveRecipe/MoonfishCaviar Caviar 6 Protein, 3 Vitamin A rich paste made from moonfish eggs. Generally the only way most lizards can get them, and used fairly heavily in coastal cooking.
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Moonfish demiglace
5 units + 5 units wine + 1 grilled moonfish + 1 potato + 1 carrot Fish 2 Nutriment, 8 Protein, 6 Vitamin A slab of beautifully seared moonfish on a bed of potatoes and carrots, with a wine and demiglace reduction on top. Simply marvelous.
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Mushroom nizaya
5 quality oil + 1 + 1 + 1 garlic Savouriness, nuttiness, gnocchi 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin A nizaya pasta dish made with seraka mushrooms and quality oil. Has a pronounced nutty flavour.
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Mushroomy stirfry
5 quality oil + 1 + 1 plump-helmet mushroom + 1 chanterelle cluster Marvelous mushrooms, sublime shrooms 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A medley of mushrooms, made to meet your monstrous munchies. Marvelous!
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Nectar larvae
5 units + 1 canned bee larva + 1 tomato + 1 chili Meat, sweet, heat 7 Protein, 3 korta nectar, 1 capsaicin Little crispy larvae in a korta nectar based sweet and spicy sauce. Bugtastic!
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Patzikula
2 tomato + 1 onion + 1 chili + 2 egg Eggs, tomato, heat 6 Nutriment, 8 Protein, 8 Vitamin, 2 capsaicin A smooth and spicy tomato-based sauce topped with eggs and baked. Delicious.
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Picoss skewers
Template:RecursiveRecipe/PicrossSkewer Fish, acid, onion, heat 8 Protein, 4 Vitamin, 1 vinegar, 1 capsaicin A popular Tiziran streetfood consisting of vinegar-marinated armorfish on a skewer with onion and chillis.
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Raw Tiziran blood sausage
Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawBloodSausage Meat, black pudding 3 Protein, 3 blood A raw Tiziran blood sausage, ready to be cured on a drying rack.
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Raw headcheese
Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawHeadcheese Meat, salt 15 Protein, 5 salt A common food on Tizira, headcheese is traditionally made of an animal's head, with the organs removed, boiled until it falls apart, at which point it is collected, strained of moisture, salted heavily, packed into blocks, and left to dry and age for several months. The resulting hard block tastes similar to cheese.
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Rootdough
Template:RecursiveRecipe/RootDough Potato, earthy heat 6 Nutriment A root based dough, made with nuts and tubers. Used in a wide range of Tiziran cooking.
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Rustic flatbread
2 Lemon Juice + 3 quality oil + 1 + 1 garlic Bread, herb, oil, garlic 15 Nutriment, 15 Vitamin, 2 Garlic A simple Tiziran country dish, popular as a side to meat or fish dishes. Topped with herbs and oil.
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Sauerkraut
Template:RecursiveRecipe/Sauerkraut Cabbage, acid 4 Nutriment Pickled cabbage, as made famous by Germans, and which has become common in lizard cooking, where it is known as Zauerkrat.
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Steeped seraka mushrooms
Template:RecursiveRecipe/SteepedMushrooms Savouriness, nuttiness 2 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Seraka mushrooms that have been steeped in alkaline water to remove the extract, thereby making them completely safe to consume.
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Tiziran dumplings
Template:RecursiveRecipe/TizirianDumplings Potato, earthly heat 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Mashed root vegetables, mixed with korta flour and boiled to produce a large, round and slightly spicy dumpling. Commonly eaten in soup.
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Tiziran blood sausage
Template:RecursiveRecipe/BloodSausage Meat, black pudding 6 Protein, 3 Vitamin A coarse dry-cured blood sausage, traditionally made by farmers in the farmlands around Zagoskeld. Similar in texture to old-Earth Spanish chorizo.
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Tsatsikh
2 units + 2 black pepper + 1 heart + 1 liver + 1 lungs + 1 stomach Assorted minced organs 10 Protein A Tiziran dish consisting of spiced ground offal, stuffed into a stomach and boiled. Pretty foul to anyone who's not used to the taste.
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Zagosk surf 'n' turf smorgasbord
1 grilled moonfish + 2 + 1 steak + 1 Surf, turf 15 Nutriment, 10 Protein, 10 Vitamin A massive platter of Tizira's finest meat and seafood, typically shared by groups at the beach. Of course, nothing's stopping you eating it on your own... fatass.

Meats


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Seafood

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Mexican


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Misc. Food


Moffic

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Sweet

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Savory

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Moffic Cuisine


Base Ingredients

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Entrées

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Soups

See Soup

Salads

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Pizzas

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Pastries


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Donuts

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Pies


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Pizzas


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Salads


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Sandwiches


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Soups & Stews


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Spaghettis


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Custom Recipes


Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.
Custom Sushi Use ingredients on a seaweed sheet.

Recipe Books


Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu File:Crafting menu hud icon.png after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

Picture Book Unlocks Where to get Notes
File:Cooking Desserts 101.png Cooking Desserts 101 Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake. Dinner-o-Mat

File:Icecream Vat.png Icecream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

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This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat.

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand.

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above.

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click.

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
File:Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
File:Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
File:Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Vanilla Icecream.png Custom Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.

File:Grill on.gifGrill

Orderable from cargo. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or Monkey Energy File:Monkey energy.png. (Detailed instructions to be added)

File:Produce console.pngProduce Orders Console

An interface for ordering fresh produce and other. A far more expensive option than the botanists, but oh well.

Fruits and Veggies

Picture Food name Cost
File:Potato.png Potato 10 cr
File:Tomato.png Tomato 10 cr
File:Carrot.png Carrot 10 cr
File:Eggplant.png Eggplant 10 cr
File:Plumphelmet.png Plump Helmet 10 cr
File:Cabbage.png Cabbage 10 cr
File:Onion.png Onion 10 cr
File:Apple.png Apple 10 cr
File:Pumpkin.png Pumpkin 10 cr
File:Watermelon.png Watermelon 10 cr
File:Corn.png Corn 10 cr
File:Soybeans.png Soybeans 10 cr
File:Garlic.png Garlic 10 cr
File:Cherry.png Cherries 10 cr
File:Chanterelle.png Chanterelle 10 cr
File:Cocoapod.png Cocoa 10 cr
File:Herbs.png Bundle of Herbs 5 cr
File:Bellpepper.png Bell Pepper 10 cr

Milk and Eggs

Picture Food name Cost
File:Milk.png Milk 30 cr
File:Soymilk.gif Soy Milk 30 cr
File:Creamjug.png Cream 40 cr
File:Yoghurt.png Yoghurt 40 cr
File:Eggcarton.png Egg Carton 40 cr
File:Carpfillet.png Fish Fillet 12 cr
File:Spidereggs.gif Spider Eggs 10 cr
File:Moonfish eggs.png Moonfish Eggs 30 cr
File:Canned snails.png Canned Desert Snails 20 cr
File:Canned jellyfish.png Canned Gunner Jellyfish 20 cr
File:Canned larvae.png Canned Larvae 20 cr
File:Tomatocan.png Canned San Marzano Tomatoes 30 cr
File:Pinenutcan.png Canned Pine Nuts 20 cr

Sauces and Reagents

Picture Food name Cost
File:Cornmealbetter.png Cornmeal 40 cr
File:Flour.png Flour Sack 30 cr
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Sack 30 cr
File:Rice.png Rice Sack 30 cr
File:Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme 40 cr
File:Salt.png Salt Shaker 15 cr
File:Pepper.png Pepper Mill 15 cr
File:Soysauce.png Soy Sauce 15 cr
File:BBQ sauce.png BBQ Sauce 60 cr
File:Vinegar.png Vinegar 30 cr
File:Oliveoil.png Quality Oil 50 cr
File:PeanutButterJar.png Peanut Butter 30 cr

Vending Machine Food

File:Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
File:Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
File:Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
File:Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
File:Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
File:Shrimpchip.png Shrimp Chips Deep-fried, shrimp flavored chips. A favorite junkfood among seafood connoisseurs!
File:Gallerypeanuts.png Gallery's Peanuts A favourite amongst the terminally angry. Available in 5 flavours.
File:Cds.png C&Ds Legally, we cannot say that these won't melt in your hands. Available in 5 flavours.
File:Buritoschipflavors.gif Boritos Triangular corn chips. They do seem a bit bland but would probably go well with some kind of dipping sauce, comes in 4 flavors.
File:Pistachios.png Pistachios A pack of Sweetie's brand premium pistacios.
File:Semki.png Semki A pack of roasted sunflower seeds. Beloved by space russians and babushka alike..
File:Highenergybar.png High-Power Energy Bars An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.

Other food

Picture Item Description
File:Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
File:Lollipop.png Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Regular ones are full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment, while Cyborg made ones replace omnizine with Psicodine.
File:Gumball.png Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.
File:Roastedsunflowerseeds.png Roasted sunflower seeds "Homemade roasted sunflower seeds in a paper cup. A healthy and filling snack to nibble as you watch people pass." Made by drying File:Sunflower.png Sunflower. in a File:Drying rack.png drying rack.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

File:Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

  • most egg based foods
  • coffee
  • bacon
  • oatmeal
  • orange juice
  • milk
  • pancakes
  • waffles
  • donuts
  • toasts
  • biscuits
  • cereal